(Apr. 11th) This man’s music is brilliant. Jace and I are going to see him in May and I’m so excited you don’t even know.
(Apr. 6th) Thought I’d share these. Shannon drew these two illustrations of Boosin’s and my relationship. Enjoy.
(Mar. 27th) Look at that guy. Beautiful. Taken at our first camping trip this past Spring Break.
(Jan. 22nd) I’m obsessed with this song right now.
It makes me feel good. It makes me feel like I’m dancing in a field of angels and golden hamburgers.
(Jan. 22nd) The other day, Clare asked me what I thought the definition of love was. I was busy and sort of in a hurry to anwser, but I found out last night what it was for. I’m “friend 2″.
Check out her posted entitled “Nouns” HERE
Also, you should follow her on Twitter @Clareee
Also also, Sophie smells like cornchips and sunshine today. Just thought you should know.
(Jan. 2nd) Found this on Jace’s Tumblr. So funny.
(Dec. 29th) Watching Teen Mom, unfortunately. This voice is forever burned into my memory.
(Dec. 27th) Recording of shannon trying to get Lexi’s attention. She was high..
(Dec. 27th) Quotes from tonight:
“I feel like if I cut my stomach open right now, it would just be hot, boiling grease *toot*”
“HE’S A HOMELESS MAN PROBABLY!”
“I feel like my mouth is lined with butter.”
“I feel like my mouth is full of glue.”
“I’m supen fucka” “…What did you just say?”
(Dec. 27th) Sophie-bear as a baby-bear. Eat your heart out.
(Dec. 27th) How could I ever forget about these videos? I did, though. I forgot about them. But then I found them again. Enjoy, y’all.
(Dec. 27th) The laugh at the end of this one is priceless.
(Dec. 27th) I found these on Jace’s Tumblr. I’m laughing forever.
Really funny! Everyone needs to laugh at themselves and the rest of the world more.
I’m upset at you right now for multiple reasons.
1) There is nothing here. You tricked me into coming here and then there was nothing, and I feel cheated. If you lived here, I would kick you in the shin, sir. If I had a gauntlet, it would be thrown.
2) WHY AM I NOT ON YOUR BLOGROLL?! Hello, I thought we were supposed to be BFFs. First of all, you don’t even have a blogroll for me to be on, which is just ludicrous. Don’t you realize how blogging works?! Secondly, I’m not on this mythical blogroll.
Atrocious behavior all around, sir.
When I read this I got so intimidated that I almost pooped myself a little bit. I know, I’m not worthy of my subscribers. Also, though… what is a uhm.. a blogroll?
Hi! Thanks for following me. You are pretty darn funny, and I’ve not had time to read more than a few posts
I like your style, Eldon, but can’t for the life of me figure out how you got to my blog.
Snap! I think he was tag-surfing. I do that sometimes but I usually say so
Hahaha, the “read blogs” section on the WordPress homepage! Makes a dull day at home alone a bit brighter!
You’ve stolen my life except for the old fat and bald part…. I want it back.
Where have you gone? Come back, the world needs more awkwardness and Eldonosity! Eldonness? Eldonicity?
I’m still here! I have just been super busy lately and I’m incapable of thinking about too many things at once. I’m going to try and write something in the next couple of days if not today
a blog roll is a fat person what blogs
Dec. 29th ROFL!
Eldon I’m so glad you liked my post so I could find your blog! I want you to write more!!
Q: How long can a child live without churros?
A: Until they’re old enough for heroin.
Thanks for the laughs
Hello Eldon,
Random is funny. Sooner or later the collection of humorous anctics turns to cynicism and then to reality. You and I might be on opposite sides of the same spectrum. Imagine that! Whatare we going to laugh at when they prove us right?
Good luck,
Dan
m’kay. I just lost it over the “cat rectal” thing, and the sour puss face on the evil queen with the dick in the box… (<—-wow, that last sentence totally deserves a Nobel prize for most convoluted and most references to sex by accident).
Eldon, thanks for following papermudand me. I haven’t read all you’ve posted, considering that a person only has so much time, I probably never will, but I will be following you and eagerly await you latest.
A blog roll is like a drum roll…without the drum.